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u wont evr diez no moar, k?

Posted on Apr 22nd, 2009 by Michael  : Computerless Michael
I've gone ahead and said controversial things about religion, and a specific religion, lately.  I left Christianty off the hook, partly because they've been trashed enough for a, "Ok, I get it."  *smile*  But mostly because we inheriters have pretty much dropped the Christianity dogma.  I see Christianity as having all it's fangs removed.  Yesterday I watched a televised stand-up comedian joke about having not turned his life over to Jesus . . . . . "yet". .. . .  and the crowd roared at the joke, because he's never going to do it.  We know that.  He ain't stupid is the implication. 

And there is also the LOLCat Bible Translation.  Example from Wikipedia:

Sample of style (sourced from chapters deemed by the site to be of "Final Draft" quality):

    15 Okays den. Kittehs, u keeps praysin da Ceiling Cat, and tells othar kittehs u frindz wit him. 16 Dont furget! U gotta do niec tings fur othar kittehs, and share ur cheezburgers and stufz wit kittehz who have nun. Dis maeks Ceiling Cat real happys.

            - Hebrews 13:15-16 [3]

    16So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?

            - John 3:16 [4]
Can't do that in Saudi Arabia! 

I'm beginning to think this is sucking too much energy out of me, and I started it, and I'd rather be programming in LOLCode which is explained here. All ur cheezburgers pwnd at this. 
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